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Sunday, November 25, 2007
Friday, November 09, 2007
Next time when you write a love letter use this
My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda), after WIPRO (Applying Thought) so much, I dare to say that you are my TVS SCOOTY (First love) and my AIWA (Pure passion). I always BPL (Believe in the best) and you are SANSUI (Better than the best). You are DOMINO'S PIZZA (Delivering a million smiles) for me. This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL (Seriously fresh) feeling for me.
I want you to be my life partner but I think you are worried about your father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER (The Unshakable) and my father who is CEAT (Born Tough) but don't worry as I am also FORD ICON (The Josh Machine) and rest of our family members are KELVINATORS (The Coolest ones).
If they say no, we will run away and marry and PHILIPS (Let's Make Things Better). They will feel MIRANDA (Zor ka jhatka dhire se lage) but I believe in COCA COLA (Jo chahe ho jaye). For our marriage SAMSUNG DIGITAL (Everyone's Invited) and after marriage we'll be WHIRLPOOL (U and ME - The World's best homemakers). Trust in God who's always NOKIA (Connecting people)
who love each other. And we are WILLS (Made for each other). Now that HYUNDAI (we are listening) the song of love, you must know that love is DAIRY MILK (Real taste of life), SATYAM ONLINE (Fun, Fast, Easy) and PARX (Always Comfortable). So never forget me.
I wrote little but PEPSI (Yeh dil mange more).
LG (Digitally Yours)!!!!!
Bye Bye
Dilbert's Theorem on Salary
Dilbert's Theorem on Salary states that Engineers, Teachers, Programmers and Scientists can never earn as much salary as business executives and sales people.
This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following three postulates:
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power
(Knowledge=Power)
Postulate 2: Time is Money
(Time=Money)
Postulate 3: Power = Work/Time
(as every Physics student knows)
It therefore follows:
Knowledge = Work/Time
and since,
Time = Money,
we have:
Knowledge=Work/ Money
Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work /Knowledge
Now we take the limit of money, and when Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of Work done.
Conclusion: The Less you Know, the More you Make Money.
True meanings of the words...
Cigarette:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
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Love Affairs:
Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.
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Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master.
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Divorce:
Future tense of marriage.
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Lecture :
An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.
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Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
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Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
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Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower.
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Dictionary:
A place where divorce comes before marriage.
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Conference Room:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
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Ecstasy:
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
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Classic:
A book which people praise, but do not read.
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Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
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Office:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
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Yawn:
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
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Etc:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
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Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
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Experience :
The name men give to their mistakes.
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Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions.
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Philosopher :
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
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Diplomat:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
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Opportunist:
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
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Optimist:
A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway See I am not injured yet.
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Pessimist:
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
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Miser:
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
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Father:
A banker provided by nature.
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Criminal:
A guy no different from the rest... Except that he got caught.
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Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
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Politician:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
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Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills .
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