Great tips---10 ways to stpo those credit card sales, insurance calls, etc...

1. After the telemarketer finishes speaking, ask him/her to marry you.


2. Tell the telemarketer you are busy at the moment, and ask him/her if he/she will give you his/her home phone number so you can call him/her back.


3. Ask them to repeat everything they say, several times.


4. Tell them it is dinner time, BUT ask if they would please hold. Put them on your speaker phone while you continue to eat at your leisure. Smack your food loudly and continue with your dinner conversation.


5. Tell them that all business goes through your agent, and hand the phone to your five year old child.


6. Tell them you are hard of hearing and that they need to speak up...louder. ..louder. ..louder!


7. Tell them to speak very slowly because you want to write every word down.


8. If they start out with, "How are you today?",say "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems.... ........"


9. Cry out in surprise, "Jamie, is that you? I've been hoping you'd call! How is the family?" When they insist they are not Jamie, tell them to stop joking. This works especially well if the telemarketer is really MALE.


10. Tell the HSBC call center guy to call on your office number - and give him the ICICI call center number.

40 ways to annoy people

Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

Ask people what gender they are.

Practice making fax and modem noises.

Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."

If you have a glass, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

Speak only in a "robot" voice.

Blow your nose when some one is eating.

Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "eat away your food " !

Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

Name your dog "Dog."

Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace."

Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.

Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."

Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."

Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

Drum on every available surface.

Staple papers in the middle of the page.

Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

Set alarms for random times.

Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

only type in lowercase.

dont use any punctuation either

Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."

Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

Wear a LOT of cologne.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."

Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."

Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

Never make eye contact.

Never break eye contact.

Make appointments for the 31st of September.

Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

Bet you can't do this

Learn Chinese in 5 miutes

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Contrary Quotes

Here are few contrary quotes that i thought were interesting.

Actions speak louder than words --- The pen is mightier than the sword.

Look before you leap --- He who hesitates is lost.

Many hands make light work. (or) Two heads are better than one --- Too many cooks spoil the broth.

A silent man is a wise one --- A man without words is a man without thoughts.

Beware of Greeks bearing gifts --- Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

Clothes make the man --- Don't judge a book by its cover. (or) All that glitters is not gold.


Nothing ventured, nothing gained --- Better safe than sorry.


The bigger, the better --- The best things come in small packages.


Absence makes the heart grow fonder --- Out of sight, out of mind.


What will be, will be --- Life is what you make it.


Cross your bridges when you come to them --- Forewarned is forearmed.


What's good for the goose is good for the gander --- One man's meat is another man's poison.


With age comes wisdom --- Out of the mouths of babes and sucklings come all wise sayings.


The more, the merrier --- Two's company; three's a crowd.


The best things in life are free --- You get what you pay for.


It never rains, than it pours --- Lightning never strikes twice in the same place.


Better to ask the way than to go astray --- Ask no questions and hear no lies.


Never do evil, that good may come of it --- The end justifies the means.


Variety is the spice of life --- Don't change horses in the middle of a stream.


There is nothing permanent except change --- There is nothing new under the sun.


Never too old to learn --- You can't teach an old dog new tricks.


Everything comes to him who waits --- He who hesitates is lost.

Indian Housewifes

These women cannot miss their favorite T.V. Serial even if there is flood, storm, gale or earthquake!! !!

And look at the expression of worry on helpless Husband's face near the door.

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Breathless Lyrics

Koi jo mila to mujhe aisa lagta tha
jaise meri saari duniya main geeton ki rut
aur rangon ki barkha hai khushbu ki aakdhi hai
mahki hui si ab saari fizaayen hain
bahki hui si ab saari hawaayen hain
khoyi hui si ab saari dishaayen hain
badli hui se ab saari adaayen hain
jaagi ummengein hain, dhadak raha ahi dil
sapnon main toofaan hain, hoton pe nagme hain
aakhon main sapne hain, sapnon main beete hue
se vo saare lamhe hain
jab koi aaya tha, jazron pe chhaya tha
dil main samaya tha, kaise main bataun tumhe
kaise use paaya tha, pyaar ke chehre pe bikhri jo julphen
to aisa lagta tha jaise kohre ke peechhe
ek os main dhula hua phool khila hai jaise
badal main ik chaand chhupa hai
aur jhaank raha hai jaise raat ke parde main
ek savera hai roshan roshan aakhon main
sapnon ka saagar jismain prem sitaron ki chaadar
jaise jhalak rahi hai
lahron lahron baat kare to jaise moti barse
jaise kahin chandi ki payal goonjey
jaise kahin sheeshe main jaam girey
aur chhann se tootey jaise koi chhip ke sitaar bajaye
jaise koi chaandni raat main gaye
jaise koi hole se paas bulaye
kaisi meethi baatain thee
vo kaisi mulakaatein thee
vo jab maine jaana tha
jazron se kaise pighalte hain dil
aur aarzoo paati hai kaise manzil
aur kaise utarta hai chaand jameen par
kaise kabhi lagta hai swarg agar hai
to bas hai yahin par
usne bulaya mujhe, aur samjhaya mujhe
hum jo mile hain, hamain aise hi milna tha
gul jo khile hain, unhe aise hi khilna tha
janmo ke bandhan, janmo ke rishtey hain
jab bhi hum janme to hum yahin milte hain
kaanon main mere jaise, shahed sa ghulne lage
khwaabon ke dar jaise aakhon main khulne lage
khwaabon ki duniya bhi kitni haseen aur
kaisi rangeen thee khwaabon ki duniya
jo kahne ko thee par kahin bhi nahi thee
khwaab jo toote mere, aakh jo khuli meri
hosh jo aaya mujhe
maine dekha maine jaana
vo jo kabhi aaya tha, nazron pe chhaya tha
dil main samaya tha, ja bhi chuka hai
aur dil mera ab hai tanha tanha
na to koi armaan hai, na koi tamanna hai
aur na koi sapna hai
ab jo mere din aur ab jo meri ratain hain
unmain sirf aansoon hain
unmain seif dard ki ranj ki batain hain
aur pharyaadein hain
mera ab bhi koi nahi main hoon aur khoye
hue pyaar ki yaadein hain (3)